Bugglescoop: You can never be too careful

As you may have read, last week the Bugglehouse was something of a minor cranial trauma ward. I have to admit that as recently as this past weekend, I was still experiencing some tenderness above my left eye - and Buggleboy still has a faint, army-green slash above his.

I just don't have the stamina to constantly worry about my kids being harmed simply while playing in the house or backyard. Who knows - if every stay-at-home mom was able to channel all of the time and energy spent protecting our kids from household hazards maybe we would have cured cancer or averted global warming by now.

Isn't it comforting to know that no matter what challenges this world might fling straight at your noggin, a solution is merely a mouse-click away? God bless the internet.




Behold, dear reader: the Bumper Bonnet, available online at One Step Ahead. I've already placed a rush order for several, in colors and patterns to coordinate with all of the kids' activewear, as well as a couple of pairs of these:



Because a responsible parent should never be caught without Snazzy Baby Knee Pads. Rumor has it that Paris Hilton is coming out with her own line, embellished with Swarovski crystals, to be featured at Kitson.

Once my shipment arrives, provided I'm able to convince Bugglehubby to install that toilet seat lock and the home-wide closed-circuit video monitoring system with webcam capabilities, I'll be available for mani/pedi's followed by lunch at the Ivy - no sitter needed. So ring me up, ladies. Soon I'll be stress-free, ready to plot an end to the global energy crisis over crudites and cosmos.