FREE: Super cute offspring

I'm sorry, did I have the audacity to imply that I was having a bad day, sitting around on hold with the insurance company?

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T SPIT ON ME. OR SWAT ME IN THE EYE.

One of Bugglehub's cousins has this clever little saying about living with preschoolers:

"You've got the terrible twos, the horrible threes and THE FUCKING FOURS."

Then you've got the assholes who volunteer to combine any of the above, then complain about it.

Let's have them two years apart - it's ideal. It all seemed so quaint at the time.